Marvel/DC Ships you HATE </3

[Rahne "Wolfsbane" Sinclair]

I couldn't think of many I like so I started this thread because there are ones I can't stand.

~Wither/Selene: I DON'T CARE IF ITS CANON, SHE'S A FRICKIN' COUGAR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A HORNY TEENAGER. I HATE Selene because she seduces Kevin and because he can touch her he's all freaking out over her.

~Wallflower/Wither: God, I hate this too. It was fine when they were cute about it but when Kevin became full on obsessed with Laurie? No, no thank you >.<

~Tony Stark/ Cap. America or Tony Stark/Bruce Banner: These are just full on silly, no offense to anyone who ships them.

~Batman/Robin: ....do I really even need to SAY anything about this one? >.<

[Virginia 'Pepper' Potts]

Captain America/Phil Coulson - Sorry everyone, while I think Phil's fanboy-ing is adorable, I just... I just don't like this ship xP

Thor/Loki - Thor loves Loki like a brother. Not like a lover xP

Steve/Pepper - Pepper clearly loves Tony. I just, no matter what people say/think, I could never see her leaving Tony for him No matter how sexy Chris Evans is

Banner/Stark or Cap/Stark - Same thing with the above statement, plus, I think Bruce loves Betty too much, too.

[Tony Stark(Iron Man)]

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark: This ship, as much as people like it, is just wrong to me. Wrong with a capital W. I see them as friendly rivals and buds but definitely not boyfriends

Pepper/Anyone else other than Tony: Why does everyone think just because pepper is someone in a relationship automatically means "DOH THIS MEANS WE SHIP HER WITH EVERYONE!"

Batman/Robin: Rahne's right on the money. What the hell? Seriously.

Loki/Thor: They're half-brothers or stepbrothers. They can even be buddies but no. They're not in a romantic relationship. Why is that so difficult?

[Dr. Bruce Banner/Hulk]

Loki/Thor: i don't care if he's adopted i still find it wrong! i try to like it but i just can't! it would be like me dateing my brother (who is also adopted by the way)

[Wade "Deadpool" Wilson]

@tony: Actually, they're adoptive brothers. Loki is in no way shape or form legitimately related to Thor. Odin just technically kidnapped surprise adopted him.

Thor/Loki: I don't like siblings being together in general (unless we get into Greek/Roman gods, then I'll be a bit more tolerant of it because pretty much everyone is related there anyway and there's pretty much no way to avoid it), and I especially don't like seeing these two together. They don't have any sexual tensions to release, Loki's just jelly of Thor because he feels as if he's been cast aside, which is especially worsened when he finds out he's an adopted frost giant.

Batman/Robin: Let's just not even go there.

[Artemis Crock]

Batman/Robin - Yeaaaahhh, I don't care if it's Dick, Jason, or Tim, it's just wrong. Technically they're his sons, and that's just...noxP

Robin/Batgirl - Honestly, I don't think it's THAT bad, but it's like the biggest thing in the YJ fandom and you can NOT get away from it and it just gets SO annoying when you're the only one who doesn't ship it. Comics, YJ, Animated Series, I just don't like it. Dick/Kory all the way <3

Terra/Beast Boy - I like Terra. I LOVE Gar. Just not together. In terms of the comics she's a psycho and sleeps with Deathstroke, in the series it WAS cute. But then she betrayed him and it just got worse, I feel like the last episode was the push he needed to finally get over her.

Red Arrow/Kori and Jason Todd/Kori - In terms of Teen Titans characters, New 52 can suck it. That is all xP

Red Arrow/Kaldur - This is sooo popular in the YJ fandom and it's just so annoying! Can't two guys with a close bond just be bros? I mean come on! Last I checked Roy's married with a daughter and Kaldur's gone to the dark side over the loss of his female best friend whom he loved. It's like a less-shippable BirdFlash xP

[Emily Clearwater]

Loki/Thor - Dear God, I can't get over the hate that I have for this ship. I'm not against slash BUT COME ON! My friend is a die-hard shipper of these two and no matter what I say t try and get her to see my point of view, she refuses to accept that these two aren't in love.

Loki and Thor are brothers, blood or not. As Thor, himself, said: he and Loki were raised together, played together and fought together most of their lives. For most of their lives they believed themselves to be blood related, Loki being adopted wouldn't suddenly switch their brotherly love into romantic love. Let's put it this way, say you have a sibling and you love said sibling then found out he/she was adopted, wouldn you suddenly start thinking of them in a romantic sense? No. No, you wouldn't.

-end rant.

[Jason Tampson(Mecha)]

Jan 11, 2013 18:38:05 GMT -5 Wade "Deadpool" Wilson said:

@tony: Actually, they're adoptive brothers. Loki is in no way shape or form legitimately related to Thor. Odin just technically kidnapped surprise adopted him.

I MEANT to say that. Dang memory problems.

[Virginia 'Pepper' Potts]

Guys... What's going to happen when a Thorki shipper strolls in here xDDD;;;

[Tara Sullivan]

... Said shipper will telepathically pimpslap us all. CX

[Richard Hughes(Avatar)]

We can explain politely it's just not our preference. The power of acceptance people

[Tara Sullivan]

Touche. We could just do that.